The meanest girl in town

(words & music by j. byers)
Shell tell you that she loves you, make you feel just like a kid Shell cry to you and lie to you, shell do most anything Shell get right up next to you and the first thing that you know Youll be telling her youre sorry because she hurt you so I said shes evil the most evil girl Ive found There aint no doubt about it, shes the meanest girl in town Shell invite you over to her house at half past nine Youll wear a suit, youll wear a tie and youll give your shoes a shine Youll take a real deep breath and knock on her front door Her little sister will tell you she dont live here anymore I said shes evil the most evil girl Ive found There aint no doubt about it, shes the meanest girl in town And there aint no doubt about it, shes the meanest girl in town Shell put her arms around you and squeeze with all her might Shell breathe a sigh and pucker her lips and pull your arms real tight Your heart will pound like thunder, youll melt in her embrace But when you go to kiss her well shell laugh right in your face Because shes evil the most evil girl Ive found There aint no doubt about it, shes the meanest girl in town