Yoga is as yoga does

(words & music by nelson – burch)
Well I can see that you and yoga will never do Yoga is as yoga does theres no in-between Your either with it on the ball or youve blown the scene I can see lookin at you, you just cant get settled How can I even move, twistin like a pretzel (yoga is, yoga does) (theres no in-between) (your either with it all the way) or youve blown the scene (or youve blown the scene) Come on come on, untwist my legs Pull my arms a lot How did I get so tied up In this yoga knot You tell me just how I can take this yoga serious When all it ever gives to me is a pain in my posteriors (yoga is, yoga does) (theres no in-between) (your either with it all the way) or youve blown the scene (or youve blown the scene) Stand upside down on your head, feet against the wall A simple yoga exercise done by one and all Now cross your eyes and hold your breath, look just like a clown Yogas sure to catch you if you come falling down (yoga is, yoga does) (theres no in-between) (your either with it all the way) or youve blown the scene (or youve blown the scene) (yoga is, yoga does) (theres no in-between) (your either with it all the way) or youve blown the scene (or youve blown the scene)