Steve Berman

Eminem: Heyyy!
Steve: Hey, Em, what’s up?
Eminem: Steve Berman. What’s goin’ on, man, how you doin? Good to see you again. What’s up?
Steve: Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Eminem: Umm, yeah, what’s…
Steve: Vannessa, shut the door.
Secretary: Okay.
Eminem: So what’s up? How’s orders looking for the first week?
Steve: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
Eminem: Wh-
Steve: This album is less than nothing. I can’t sell this fucking record.
Eminem: Wha-
Steve: Do you know what’s happening to me out there?
Eminem: Wh-wha-what’s the problem?
Steve: Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself!
Eminem: Who’s Violent…?
Steve: Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass! Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
Eminem: But, I-
Steve: I’m gonna lose my fuckin’ job over this. You know why Dre’s record was so successful? He’s rappin’ about big-screen tv’s, blunts, 40’s and bitches. You’re rappin’ about homosexuals and Vicadin.
Eminem: I mean-
Steve: I can’t sell this shit!
Eminem: What-
Steve: Either change the record or it’s not coming out!
Eminem: What, I-
Steve: Now get the fuck out of my office!
Eminem: What am I supposed-
Steve: NOW!
Eminem: Alright man, whatever.