Dastardly e Muttley

Muttley, you snickering, floppy eared hound.
When courage is needed, you’re never around!
Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest
Should be there for bungling at which you are best!

So, stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon

Nab him
Jab him
Tab him

Grab him
Stop that pigeon now!

You, Zilly, stop snickering, it’s not worth the chance.
For you’ll be returned by the seat of your pants!
And Klunk you invent me a thingumabob
That catches that pigeon or I lose my job!

So, stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon

Nab him
Jab him
Tab him
Grab him
Stop that pigeon now!