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Greg's Drinking Song – Vincent Rodriguez III e Santino Fontana Feat David Hull & Erick Lopez
[Greg:]
Gather ye 'round and I'll tell you a tale
Of all the great times I've had with an ale
There's joy and there's glory, more than you can think
Yes, this is what happens to me when I drink!
I pee my pants! my pants! I pee my pants
I get up from the bar to find pee on my pants!
I say it's water, but all it takes is a glance
For people to realize I peed my pants!
[White Josh:]
Wow, I did not know it was that bad
[Greg:]
Yes, wine can be fun - white, rosé and red
'Till I call up my boss to say I wish he was dead
Chase down the regret with some gin for good luck
Then steal my cousin Jim's landscaping truck
Drive home then
I puke on my cat, my cat! I puke on my cat
I fall through the doorway and puke on my cat
Poor little Bruno did not expect that
I try for the toilet but puke on my cat!
While some can enjoy a scotch with a steak
Or one glass of wine, then they're barely awake
For me it's much different what happens when
I try to have one, it just turns into ten
And then...
I fly a plane, a plane! I fly a plane
I knock on the cockpit shouting, "I'll fly this plane!"
We emergency landed, the TSA came
Now I'm banned from southwest 'cause I try to fly planes!
Everybody!
[All men, except Greg:]
He has sex with a bush, a bush! he has sex with a bush!
[Greg:]
That wasn't a woman?
[All men, except Greg:]
No it was a bush!
It had twigs and leaves 'cause it was a bush!
[Greg:]
That's where that scar comes from!
[All men, except Greg:]
From sexing a bush!
But he's breaking the cycle and making a push!
He's quitting his drinking
And saving his pants and his cat and southwest and Jim's truck
[Hector:]
And my car
[White Josh:]
My car too!
[All men:]
And a bush!
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