He’s your uncle not your dad

(features ray walker)
(words & music by wayne – weisman)
Hes your uncle not your dad, hes the best friend you ever had So come on dig, dig, dig in until it hurts Just remember pearl harbor (the alamos and nothing could be worse) Hes your favorite relative and he needs a lot to live So just bring, bring, bring everything until you bleed (and hell send back what he dont need) If your not in form ten-fortys your salvation By deprivation of temptation (dark and blondes I hear are not deductible) Oh say can you see if theres anything left for me When he calls you as he may do Dont be frightened red white and blue Just be thankful you dont live in leningrad Hes your uncle, not your dad If your honest you dont have to shake and shiver The food is lousy up the river (its give and take and he does all the taking) Oh say can you see if theres anything left for me Life has two things you cant subtract (death and taxes to be exact) So just pa-pa-patriotically declare Hes your uncle, hes your uncle, not your dad