Il fantasma bizzarro

We were cold and soaking wet and lost out in a storm
We went inside a spooky house just hoping to get warm
The dusty clock said half past six, we knew that it was wrong
When we set the hands to twelve the clock began to gong

“Whooooooah”
“It’s the funky phantom!”
“It’s the spirit of 1776, even, at your service! eheheh eheh
eheh”

We found a friend, friend, friend in Funky Phantom
He’ll pop right in just when you need him most
And Boo will too, and you can’t do without ‘em
That cat and that Funky Phantom ghost

“It’s Funky Phantom time!”